Showing posts with label twit twits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twit twits. Show all posts

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Twit & Camwhore : siiaopanda


She wants a piiggy kiiss

That's because...
She's one!

Enter her blog
and get flooded with stupid alerts proclaiming "thiis's my attiitude" and "LOVEs who ii am" and so on.

I'll take back my words on qonqzu on her being p6 and not knowing how to spell.
This one's worse.

"燕珊AKAxiiaopanda
ONE- FIVEaug
taken//UNWANTEDD
xiiao meii meii
carzy SENENteen"

Well, I wouldn't exactly call a "senenteen" (which I assume is seventeen) a xiao mei mei (little girl / little sister)

it would be disgusting. an almost grown up, acting like a kid. unless she's retarded (no offence to those mentally disabled people).
but from what I can see, her eyes are always looking up.
so she can't type well.

Evidence:

See my fat lips? (eyes looking up)


My red nails! (eyes looking up)


duck lips! eyes looking up!


wow. ain't herleft arm tired from holding the camera in the same way with the same pose but different lips expression?

she's "jus a giirls".
How can so many girls fit into one?

and of course, her wishlist is very long, and she wishes for Converse cloth.
Seriously, how do you get cloth from Converse? Ohhhh I know.
Cut out from the tees!

And she has so many affairs.
adelen AIIAII
casan XIINGAN
dolce MIILKSHAKE<3s>miine oneday.
andd ii don noes why ii wiill liike hiim.
ii'm stiil waiitiin the day to come.
baobeii.
wo shii zhen derhh aii nii derhh.
but than.
what ii cann do iishh stiil waiit."

*goosebumps*

SAME POSE

^whoring at night.

^Whoring in a bus.

^ im actually really shitting!

^My left arm's sooo long.

^Another proof that it's long!

Talk about creativity. lulz.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Twit : tanyiimiingq ( :

Went into her blog. and got greeted by a heart with a plaster on it.
._.

Alrighty, let's look at her profile!


SIMPLY ME ( x
tanyiimiingq ( :
fiirst t0apay0h sec
22.12.94 ( : (see the age? so young and they're twitting already. what will happen to the future of singapore?!)

* HERl0ves
AWESOMEsevenn x33
gqans
CROWNS x33
1e3
HIM.!but he dun.. (how pathetic)

* HERwans
m0re cr0wns
purple striip tee (STRIP TEE? o.O U WANNA STRIP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!?)
new ph0ne >.<>(._.)"

-the end-

alright, this ain't a very serious case of twit because it's still OKAY to read it.

an interesting blog post.


andd NONE iis GOOD de ) :
29.o7.07 iit all endedd le !
wadeva we been thr0ugh over le..
but sk sae iif ii change ii askk sure can be together agaiin de.!

(it's all crap in the middle, and i don't wanna ruin your eyes reading all the twittish.)

iin the endd LET HIM SAE TILL I VERY CHEAP OR WAD LOR !
haiis. sae ii always fliirtt tell liies all tat SHIT ! (that ''sk'' is a great person, definitely NOT blind)
haiis.. ii was liike cryiingq liike siia0 iin front of the c0mp lahh )': (dear girl, he can't see u crying in front of the comp, and i agree, you are siiaO to cry in front of the comp)
den wad ii sae sk oso sae " YA LAH SAE WADEVA EU WAN LAH ! " (of cos lah, we have our own freedom of speech.)
haiis.. den he oso sae ii always g0t alot of story andd reas0n. sae m0re siimple he dun believe mi lahh haiis.. ii really criiedd liike hell lahh ) : (how do u cry like hell?)
den offline le. calledd rachel chat chat.den sk msg mi sae he n0t gu yii offliine de iis c0mp g0t pr0blemm. den later he msg mi agaiin my ph0ne no m0ney but ii wanna reply hiim so ii calledd hiim l0r !
wa..!! ii thiink wanna call or n0t f0r very l0ng lahh >< (huh? translated : i thought for a long time whether to call him or not)
den decided too call..
ii t0ldd hiim iif he cant standd my attitude he can jus sae de l0r.!
at tat tiime ii was cryiing lahh ! (what a crybaby.)
haiis..
sae fiiniish den hang up le l0r.
heardd frm ppl sae he breakk wiit mi c0s he cant standd my attitude andd he wan mi change.
ii was thiinkiingq..
iif he really l0ve mi,he sh0uldd l0ve mi f0r hu ii am n0t l0ve mi after ii change my attitude.!haiis.. (what a weak excuse. pfft. he couldn't stand ur attitude. THAT'S why.)

sadd man )':
* l0ts of new cuts on my handd ( :
hehe !


err... first she goes "sadd man )':" and then "* l0ts of new cuts on my handd ( : hehe !"
her mood swings really are rocketspeed in changing.
and cuts or scratches?
across or along the hand?
which PART of the hand?

seriously, GETALIFE.

and if you guys out there wanna see the rest of her blog.
here's the link : http://crownedd-love.blogspot.com/

but beware. don't ruin ur eyes.

p.s i know this aint very interesting but it's still my first post and "tanyiimiingq" didn't post any pictures so i can't play around with them. BUT.
i tagged on her tagboard this : "HEY, YOUR POST ON "2.8.07" WAS FEATURED IN THE "Anti ETs" blog! Go take a look if you can!"

wonder what would she think. :]

edit : the LINK AIN'T WORKING ANYMORE!
she deleted her whole blog. not changed URL.

how fast.