Twit & Camwhore : siiaopanda

She wants a piiggy kiiss

That's because...
She's one!

Enter her blog
and get flooded with stupid alerts proclaiming "thiis's my attiitude" and "LOVEs who ii am" and so on.

I'll take back my words on qonqzu on her being p6 and not knowing how to spell.
This one's worse.

"燕珊AKAxiiaopanda
ONE- FIVEaug
taken//UNWANTEDD
xiiao meii meii
carzy SENENteen"

Well, I wouldn't exactly call a "senenteen" (which I assume is seventeen) a xiao mei mei (little girl / little sister)

it would be disgusting. an almost grown up, acting like a kid. unless she's retarded (no offence to those mentally disabled people).
but from what I can see, her eyes are always looking up.
so she can't type well.

Evidence:

See my fat lips? (eyes looking up)


My red nails! (eyes looking up)


duck lips! eyes looking up!


wow. ain't herleft arm tired from holding the camera in the same way with the same pose but different lips expression?

she's "jus a giirls".
How can so many girls fit into one?

and of course, her wishlist is very long, and she wishes for Converse cloth.
Seriously, how do you get cloth from Converse? Ohhhh I know.
Cut out from the tees!

And she has so many affairs.
adelen AIIAII
casan XIINGAN
dolce MIILKSHAKE<3s>miine oneday.
andd ii don noes why ii wiill liike hiim.
ii'm stiil waiitiin the day to come.
baobeii.
wo shii zhen derhh aii nii derhh.
but than.
what ii cann do iishh stiil waiit."

*goosebumps*

SAME POSE

^whoring at night.

^Whoring in a bus.

^ im actually really shitting!

^My left arm's sooo long.

^Another proof that it's long!

Talk about creativity. lulz.

Twit for audition gf?

Go register now to be her audi boyfriend!

LOOKING FOR AUDI BF
- if interested pm mee (goreng?)
- if uu haf a gf and wan t0 break wif her pm meee. (sounds like a slut)
- if uu n0e wh0 is -x3FF-wanqzi 0r Xiia0Roxy PM MEEEEE ( VERY VERY IMPORTANT )
- if uu are -x3FF-wanqzi 0r Xiia0Roxy fren plsss delete him fr0m uur buddy list. TQTQ
ANYWAY MY IGN IS: -x3FF-qonqzu ( PM MEEE )

The english is terrible. Look at the last two point (ignoring the twit-tish), what does she means?

uu will nvr n0e h0w sad am ii. SADDED!!!! sobbs. HE CHEATED ME!!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO MARRIED!!!! OMG. She.HATE.Her.KNS.WanqqZii <------ myy fav sentence. LOLS. SIANZZZZZ. HATE HIM FOREVER. at least danceboy wun lik tat =X

she's going to be primary SIX next year and she gives "not going to married".

lets see who's the Qonqzu.

myy name iish koh siew ching a.k.a q0nqzu, this name r0cks uu n0e. (no, i dunnch kn0ex)
eqq cracks open at 19 FEB 1996 =X, PRESENTS currently sk0oliinqq in c0nc0rd primary sk0ol. (what's PRESENTS currently sk0oliingqq? the presents are going to school? omg)
LOTS AND LOTS OF chii0 bu but laqq 0f shuaii ge XP my cca iish LALALALALALING. (scaring the hell outta people?)
very obviously dat iish CH0IR. unless uu are blind nnd uu cant read the w0rds. (that is SO obvious. i can't even understand what she's writing. and we're gonna be blinded by all these.)

http://www.sugared-ice.blogspot.com/

wow. wasn't this scary. a (young) girl like this, saying kns and all those twittish.
it kinda worries me that the newer sg generation's going to twitterland.
(lol i sound so old)

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and what a coincidence! she just changed her blogskin and her information. haha
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:D


iie kn0wex thhish ishh sh0 sh0rtte but dunchh w0rriiexx, iie wiill be addiingg m0re shtuff.

(omg i just killed 15 brain cells)

Attention Freaks : The Definition

Common names :

Attention Whore; Camwhore; Emo; Drama Queens

General Traits of the Attention Freak :

High pitch, OVER girlish giggles that makes your hair stands.

Pink from head to toe.

Twitting, extra 'i's like "iie lubb euu sh0 muchh, whhye w0nnt euu c0me backk?"
It makes people screw their brains up trying to understand and I just killed my brain cell typing that out.

Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them.

Cam whoring. (duhh)

Claiming to be bisexual. (la0g0ngg, la0p0 with the same gender)

Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.

Saying "im fat" liek when IRL they ain't.

Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.

Cutting or occasionally half-heartedly attempting suicide.

Shameless self promotion.

Wearing very little or very slutty clothing IRL. (ultra mini skirts revealing cellulose and v-neck top revealing nothing)

Taking hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of their face at various angles and degrees of lighting and posting them on the blog, and having the captions as: "am iie cuutte?", "iim uglyy, g0 awaeex"

Asking people to comment on their blog or "new" pictures, only to tell them to "fuck off" moments later, and then begging them to "please come back", over and over again.

Claiming not to be an attention whore, even when evidence is presented.

What to do if u see one on the Internet, or *gulp* Real Life?

On the Internet, you can :

1. Comment here and tell us the URL so we can feature him/her
2. Spread the damn link with the name, "Typical Attention Whore"
3. Spam their tagboards etc, then relish in the fun of them saying "iie kn0e wh0 euu rrex." when they DON'T
4. Ask them to translate their "twittish" to "english".

In real life, you can :

1. Snap photos of them without them knowing
2. Point behind them and when they look, RUN as far as possible.
3. When coming within range of 3metres, start screaming.
OR stutter OR widen your eyes in fear OR start choking, coughing, sneezing

Alright, that's all for this post on

Attention Freaks : The Definition