Attention Freaks : The Definition

Common names :

Attention Whore; Camwhore; Emo; Drama Queens

General Traits of the Attention Freak :

High pitch, OVER girlish giggles that makes your hair stands.

Pink from head to toe.

Twitting, extra 'i's like "iie lubb euu sh0 muchh, whhye w0nnt euu c0me backk?"
It makes people screw their brains up trying to understand and I just killed my brain cell typing that out.

Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them.

Cam whoring. (duhh)

Claiming to be bisexual. (la0g0ngg, la0p0 with the same gender)

Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.

Saying "im fat" liek when IRL they ain't.

Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.

Cutting or occasionally half-heartedly attempting suicide.

Shameless self promotion.

Wearing very little or very slutty clothing IRL. (ultra mini skirts revealing cellulose and v-neck top revealing nothing)

Taking hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of their face at various angles and degrees of lighting and posting them on the blog, and having the captions as: "am iie cuutte?", "iim uglyy, g0 awaeex"

Asking people to comment on their blog or "new" pictures, only to tell them to "fuck off" moments later, and then begging them to "please come back", over and over again.

Claiming not to be an attention whore, even when evidence is presented.

What to do if u see one on the Internet, or *gulp* Real Life?

On the Internet, you can :

1. Comment here and tell us the URL so we can feature him/her
2. Spread the damn link with the name, "Typical Attention Whore"
3. Spam their tagboards etc, then relish in the fun of them saying "iie kn0e wh0 euu rrex." when they DON'T
4. Ask them to translate their "twittish" to "english".

In real life, you can :

1. Snap photos of them without them knowing
2. Point behind them and when they look, RUN as far as possible.
3. When coming within range of 3metres, start screaming.
OR stutter OR widen your eyes in fear OR start choking, coughing, sneezing

Alright, that's all for this post on

Attention Freaks : The Definition

Twit : tanyiimiingq ( :

Went into her blog. and got greeted by a heart with a plaster on it.
._.

Alrighty, let's look at her profile!


SIMPLY ME ( x
tanyiimiingq ( :
fiirst t0apay0h sec
22.12.94 ( : (see the age? so young and they're twitting already. what will happen to the future of singapore?!)

* HERl0ves
AWESOMEsevenn x33
gqans
CROWNS x33
1e3
HIM.!but he dun.. (how pathetic)

* HERwans
m0re cr0wns
purple striip tee (STRIP TEE? o.O U WANNA STRIP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!?)
new ph0ne >.<>(._.)"

-the end-

alright, this ain't a very serious case of twit because it's still OKAY to read it.

an interesting blog post.


andd NONE iis GOOD de ) :
29.o7.07 iit all endedd le !
wadeva we been thr0ugh over le..
but sk sae iif ii change ii askk sure can be together agaiin de.!

(it's all crap in the middle, and i don't wanna ruin your eyes reading all the twittish.)

iin the endd LET HIM SAE TILL I VERY CHEAP OR WAD LOR !
haiis. sae ii always fliirtt tell liies all tat SHIT ! (that ''sk'' is a great person, definitely NOT blind)
haiis.. ii was liike cryiingq liike siia0 iin front of the c0mp lahh )': (dear girl, he can't see u crying in front of the comp, and i agree, you are siiaO to cry in front of the comp)
den wad ii sae sk oso sae " YA LAH SAE WADEVA EU WAN LAH ! " (of cos lah, we have our own freedom of speech.)
haiis.. den he oso sae ii always g0t alot of story andd reas0n. sae m0re siimple he dun believe mi lahh haiis.. ii really criiedd liike hell lahh ) : (how do u cry like hell?)
den offline le. calledd rachel chat chat.den sk msg mi sae he n0t gu yii offliine de iis c0mp g0t pr0blemm. den later he msg mi agaiin my ph0ne no m0ney but ii wanna reply hiim so ii calledd hiim l0r !
wa..!! ii thiink wanna call or n0t f0r very l0ng lahh >< (huh? translated : i thought for a long time whether to call him or not)
den decided too call..
ii t0ldd hiim iif he cant standd my attitude he can jus sae de l0r.!
at tat tiime ii was cryiing lahh ! (what a crybaby.)
haiis..
sae fiiniish den hang up le l0r.
heardd frm ppl sae he breakk wiit mi c0s he cant standd my attitude andd he wan mi change.
ii was thiinkiingq..
iif he really l0ve mi,he sh0uldd l0ve mi f0r hu ii am n0t l0ve mi after ii change my attitude.!haiis.. (what a weak excuse. pfft. he couldn't stand ur attitude. THAT'S why.)
sadd man )':
* l0ts of new cuts on my handd ( :
hehe !

err... first she goes "sadd man )':" and then "* l0ts of new cuts on my handd ( : hehe !"
her mood swings really are rocketspeed in changing.
and cuts or scratches?
across or along the hand?
which PART of the hand?

seriously, GETALIFE.

and if you guys out there wanna see the rest of her blog.
here's the link : http://crownedd-love.blogspot.com/

but beware. don't ruin ur eyes.

p.s i know this aint very interesting but it's still my first post and "tanyiimiingq" didn't post any pictures so i can't play around with them. BUT.
i tagged on her tagboard this : "HEY, YOUR POST ON "2.8.07" WAS FEATURED IN THE "Anti ETs" blog! Go take a look if you can!"

wonder what would she think. :]

edit : the LINK AIN'T WORKING ANYMORE!
she deleted her whole blog. not changed URL.

how fast.

Introduction

So who are we?
actually there's no "we" at the moment, it's only one person on the team right now.
What do 'we' do?
I diss things I don't like, concentrating on :
Camwhores, twits, emos, cutters etc.

okay, seriously, i have no idea what to say but...

A few words...

TO ALL ETs, the ALIENS, that try to act cute like the one is the blockbuster movie E.T,
you can spam the tagboard, I personally don't mind, it's just my afternoon entertainment show, that's all.
Any amount of "farkkx euux laRhhsX" or some unknown stuff like that won't work on us.
So. Come on and scold us!

TO ALL READERS, thankyou for coming, and I pledge it's many laughs a post, so help spread the laughter by spreading the blog link!

Sarcasm is just another service I offer.