Twit & Camwhore : siiaopanda

She wants a piiggy kiiss

That's because...
She's one!

Enter her blog
and get flooded with stupid alerts proclaiming "thiis's my attiitude" and "LOVEs who ii am" and so on.

I'll take back my words on qonqzu on her being p6 and not knowing how to spell.
This one's worse.

"燕珊AKAxiiaopanda
ONE- FIVEaug
taken//UNWANTEDD
xiiao meii meii
carzy SENENteen"

Well, I wouldn't exactly call a "senenteen" (which I assume is seventeen) a xiao mei mei (little girl / little sister)

it would be disgusting. an almost grown up, acting like a kid. unless she's retarded (no offence to those mentally disabled people).
but from what I can see, her eyes are always looking up.
so she can't type well.

Evidence:

See my fat lips? (eyes looking up)


My red nails! (eyes looking up)


duck lips! eyes looking up!


wow. ain't herleft arm tired from holding the camera in the same way with the same pose but different lips expression?

she's "jus a giirls".
How can so many girls fit into one?

and of course, her wishlist is very long, and she wishes for Converse cloth.
Seriously, how do you get cloth from Converse? Ohhhh I know.
Cut out from the tees!

And she has so many affairs.
adelen AIIAII
casan XIINGAN
dolce MIILKSHAKE<3s>miine oneday.
andd ii don noes why ii wiill liike hiim.
ii'm stiil waiitiin the day to come.
baobeii.
wo shii zhen derhh aii nii derhh.
but than.
what ii cann do iishh stiil waiit."

*goosebumps*

SAME POSE

^whoring at night.

^Whoring in a bus.

^ im actually really shitting!

^My left arm's sooo long.

^Another proof that it's long!

Talk about creativity. lulz.

We're (not) Hiring (anymore)!

Do you want to be a part?
As there's only one person on the team right now, I figured out I might need some help, considering that school's starting.

Email your application to
anti-et@hotmail.com

With these information:
Preferred Name
Age
Why you think you should be a part of the team.

I will judge on how articulate you are.

You should have a blogger account, and please give me your blogger email so i can add you.

Kudos~

Twit for audition gf?

Go register now to be her audi boyfriend!

LOOKING FOR AUDI BF
- if interested pm mee (goreng?)
- if uu haf a gf and wan t0 break wif her pm meee. (sounds like a slut)
- if uu n0e wh0 is -x3FF-wanqzi 0r Xiia0Roxy PM MEEEEE ( VERY VERY IMPORTANT )
- if uu are -x3FF-wanqzi 0r Xiia0Roxy fren plsss delete him fr0m uur buddy list. TQTQ
ANYWAY MY IGN IS: -x3FF-qonqzu ( PM MEEE )

The english is terrible. Look at the last two point (ignoring the twit-tish), what does she means?

uu will nvr n0e h0w sad am ii. SADDED!!!! sobbs. HE CHEATED ME!!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO MARRIED!!!! OMG. She.HATE.Her.KNS.WanqqZii <------ myy fav sentence. LOLS. SIANZZZZZ. HATE HIM FOREVER. at least danceboy wun lik tat =X

she's going to be primary SIX next year and she gives "not going to married".

lets see who's the Qonqzu.

myy name iish koh siew ching a.k.a q0nqzu, this name r0cks uu n0e. (no, i dunnch kn0ex)
eqq cracks open at 19 FEB 1996 =X, PRESENTS currently sk0oliinqq in c0nc0rd primary sk0ol. (what's PRESENTS currently sk0oliingqq? the presents are going to school? omg)
LOTS AND LOTS OF chii0 bu but laqq 0f shuaii ge XP my cca iish LALALALALALING. (scaring the hell outta people?)
very obviously dat iish CH0IR. unless uu are blind nnd uu cant read the w0rds. (that is SO obvious. i can't even understand what she's writing. and we're gonna be blinded by all these.)

http://www.sugared-ice.blogspot.com/

wow. wasn't this scary. a (young) girl like this, saying kns and all those twittish.
it kinda worries me that the newer sg generation's going to twitterland.
(lol i sound so old)

[edit]
and what a coincidence! she just changed her blogskin and her information. haha
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:D


iie kn0wex thhish ishh sh0 sh0rtte but dunchh w0rriiexx, iie wiill be addiingg m0re shtuff.

(omg i just killed 15 brain cells)